Weird Falcon

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this is a compilation of mostly early things ranging from 2000 (Your Goose is Raw) to 2010 (Still Life...)


released May 4, 2007



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Track Name: Your Goose is Raw
k n ju frex oidoink heh

Track Name: Hybridicate
hybridicate illinoidilize analyticlostic flingerletch numnumerobotics
Track Name: Seitan Huuf - Still-life: Libidinous Parallel Comets Encroach Upon Lioness and Cub, Obliquely
in an effort to have Gorech meet these bald orangutans for himself, Myrita staged an encounter. she made some tea and of course left the tea bag in the cup and the cup sitting out to get moldy. next, needing only to employ a minimum of her feminine powers, she coerced Gorech into romantic involvement. however, she, being a woman of science, had not anticipated that she might have true feelings for Gorech. indeed, their love-making was explosive to say the least and they did not notice the bald orangutans sprinkling mold into the tea cup. however, recognizing Myrita, the orangutans gathered that this was to have been a staged encounter, and so they left for Gorech proof of their existence, they reached into their science pants and pulled out a handful of lint and other forms of wadded up or crumbled debris (deh-briss).
the next morning as Gorech and Myrita were looking at each other dumb-founded like, "oh yeah! who are YOU? what was THAT?!", Myrita managed to spy the leavings of the NeePhuids. excitedly, she leapt up and ran over to investigate. however, by that time it was too late for science as she and Gorech had fallen in love. reaching the pile of pants debris (deh-briss), she regarded it with a shrug and returned to Gorech's side, hoping for a bit more of the same. neither were disappointed.
i think they dated for like 357 years and then one day Myrita met a flashy young fox scientist named Kinrobe who swept her away and they eloped somewhere near modern day Nebraska.
Gorech was crushed and humiliated, by then having lost attraction to his fellow Zebress. he went to an ornery zebra bar in the wanton part of town and got so wasted. he managed to shack up with a lil zebress, a cocktail waitress named Zelet. the affair was regrettable, thought Gorech, a zebra of his class and superior intellect. he was distraught and jumped off the nearest bridge to his death. had he not been so, consistently, stupid, he may have soon learned that Zelet was actually far more intelligent than he. she was finishing up grad school and working nights at the Ornery Cocoon. she did not need to work, her father was an industry man, he was quite loaded, where finances are concerned, and as it happens, a great admirer of Gorech's work.
as a result of their tryst, Zelet gave birth to a beautiful brilliant and highly intuitive little zebress named Spaishona. it was Spaishona who would resume work with Myrita and eventually make contact with the bald orangutans. much to Myrita's delight, Spaishona spoke fluent fox, as well as 17 other animal dialects and a few from the insect kingdom as well.